Jokes In Hindi Funny

Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha :shayan1:
2..Santa: Yaar tu itna bada
ho gaya aur abhi tak
dadhi-mooch nahi aayi?

Banta: Yaar main apni
Maa par gaya hoonRolling
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Ek Chor Pathan Ka Mobile Lekar Bhag Gaya
Pathan Hasne Laga
Dost: Woh Tumhara Mobile Lekar Bhaga Aur Tum Has Rahe Ho.
Pathan: Bhagne Do Charger To Mere Pass He...Rolling

Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.Rolling

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.:shayan1:

Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Santa asked him: What are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon. Rolling

Laughing Ghusal k Kitne Faraaiz
Molvi Pathan Se: Ghusal k Kitne Faraaiz Hain ?


Pathan: 3


Molvi: Shabash Kon Kon Se?

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Pathan: Shampoo, Saabun Aur Toliya.Rolling

# Pathan's Theory About Moon
Pathan's Theory About Moon:

"Moon Is Better Than Sun Because,

Moon Gives Light In Night When Light Is Needed,

But Sun Gives Light In Day When Light Is Not Needed" Rolling

Blushing 10 Chemical Elements
Teacher: Tell Me The Names Of 10 Chemical Elements?

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Pathan Student:
Oxygen,
Chlorine,
Florine,
Noreen,
Ambreen,
Samreen,
Nasreen,
Afreen,
Parveen,
&
Yasmeen. hehehe

Talwaar Bazi Ke Muqablay Main 1 Chineese Ne Bareek Taar K 2 Tukra Kar Diya

Japani ne Urti Hui Makhi Ka Sar Qalam kar dia

Pakistani Ne Machar Uraya Talwaar Ghumai Aur Machar Urta Hi raha...

Judge: Machar To Urh raha Hai???

Pakistani: Urh To Gaya Hai Par Kabhi Baap Nahin Ban Sake Ga...

Sardar Friend Se
Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Soun Ga.
Friend: Kyon?
Sardar: Khwaab Mein Pathan Se Larai Ho Gayi Hai.
Friend: To Kya Hua??
Sardar: Aaj Woh Bandy Le Kar Aye Ga.

1st Sardar:Me Kal Mushaery me gya
to logo ne mjhe utha k bahir phenk dia
2nd:Wo Q?
1st:Shaer ka nam Hayat tha
or me usy Daad dy rha tha
"WA HAYAT"
"Wahayat"

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house�
still he was in jail��.why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.

interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?sardar;nov 28.
interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu everyyear.

Wife to Sardar: Stop looking at girls you arr married now.
Sardar: U mean if I am on diet" I can?t look at the menu also?

Sardar Ji as a Director:
You should jump to the Swimming Pool from 100 Ft Height
Hero: I don't know Swimming.
Sardar Ji: Oye don't Worry Yaar! Pool is Empty

Two Sardar stopped suddenly.
1st Sardar: OMG! My wife and my girlfriend coming together.
2nd Sardar: Mine too.

Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty ha
to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty ha.
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy
9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif, Be,,Main ata ha.

Aik Sardar Europe Gia Waha Us Ko Police Ne Roka Aur Investigation Start Kar Di
Sardar Ko English Nai Ati Thi
Us Ne Sick Leave Ki Application Suna Di
Police Ne Use Pagal Samajh K Chor Dia..
Wife:wah Sardar Jee Tusi Te Great O
Sardar: O A Te Kuch Vi Nai Hale Te Ma Thirsty Crow Nai Sunai.

After finishing MBBS.
SARDAR starts his practise!
He checked his FIRST patient's
Eyes
Tongue
&
Ears
By TORCH!
&
Finally he said
"Battery iz 0K".

Sardar:
Aj BV ne bohat mara
Major Rohail:
Kyun?

Sardar: I was kissing Katrena
Major Rohail:
Wao Katrena Kaif
Sardar:
Nhi yar meri nokrani Katrena.

Sardar Ne Bus Mai Ek Larki Ko Chher Diya.
Larki: Tumhare Ghar Mein Maa Behen Nahi Hain Kya.
Sardar: Kya Pata, Mein To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hun.

Teacher:Covert into Hindi
"I SAW A FILM"
Sardar: "Teacher ne 'A' film dekhi"

Sardar Building Sa Gira
Doctor Said: He is Dead
Sardar Suddenly Wake Up n Said
Main Zinda Hoon
Sardars Wife
Tu Pya Reh Tenu Doctor Naloo Bohta Pata Aae.

One Sardar callz Air India and ask "How long does it take 2 fly 2 Amritsar?
Just a min, says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and
hangs up.

Aik Sardar g Rail Ki Patri Pr Soo gaya.
Aik Admi Ny Kaha Kia Kr Raho Ho?
Train Aayegi Tou Mr Jao Gay!
Sardar Ji: Kal Mayre Opper Say Jahaaz Guzar Gayaa Tou Kuch Nahee Hua,
Rail Kia Cheez Hay?

Two Sardars went in to a bar & after ordering 2 drinks
took sum sandwiches out of their pocketz & started 2 eat them.
You cant eat ur own sandwiches in here, complained the bar manager.
So da 2 Sardars exchanged their sandwiches.

Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......

Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in "Ungli"

Master to Sardar: Qaatil kisy kehty hain?
Sardar: Pata Nahee.
Master: Agr tum apnay baap ko qatal kardo tou Tum kiya kehlaao gay?
Sardar: "Yateeem".